LOW LIFE — Website Under Construction

LOW LIFE android construction worker holding a Worldwide Construction Consume sign

The LOW LIFE construction android stares at the viewer while calling security through her headset

A masked LOW LIFE security android with glowing red eyes has arrived

The LOW LIFE security android aims a taser and opens a black capture hood

A LOW LIFE surveillance camera watches the construction site

[but what is it looking at]

The Vessel Interface waits for authorization to install a routine update

INSTALL VESSEL UPDATE

An impossible cathedral surrounds a motionless pearlescent orb

A pearlescent molecular lattice inside the Vessel implant

The molecular lattice receding into a larger structure

The crystalline network resolving into ordered geometry

The final molecular layer of the Vessel implant

The molecular lattice resolving into circuitry

The central processor architecture emerging

A wider view of the processor die

The processor die and its surrounding architecture

The full processor die inside the implant

The processor contacts and outer package

The processor mounted inside a circular implant housing

The sealed Vessel implant marked with the globe insignia

A vast overgrown Amazonia fulfillment warehouse lined with serpent columns, banners, drones, conveyors, and workers

A ruined Amazonia banner with the message world domination for centuries over

The ancient Amazonia Hall of Relief, a fulfillment catacomb lined with bottles, skulls, serpent columns, conveyor belts, and the remains of workers

An antique Amazonia worker skeleton with an exposed implant in its left temple

A close view of the antique Amazonia implant embedded in the worker's skull

An Amazonia packing droid detects an unauthorized break

The Amazonia packing droid lunges toward the viewer with open claws

Amazona Prime presides over a monumental distribution cathedral while workers ascend toward her throne

[you are being processed]

Amazona Prime towers over the fulfillment cathedral holding her same-day spear

Amazona Prime

Deity of Distribution

Perfect Attendance Record

Amazona Prime scans the returned vessel and finds its compliance insufficient

Amazona Prime regards the vessel with controlled contempt

Amazona Prime erupts in rage

Amazona Prime drives her same-day spear toward the vessel

[subscription cancelled]

Martha Mayo raises a shattered arena effigy above a mountain of skeletons inside a calcified mayonnaise cathedral

Martha theMayo Queen

666 Pounds

194 Kills

An ornate skull reliquary window calcified by age and mayonnaise, lit by hanging brass lanterns, with a faint sigil engraved on its forehead

[they’ve built the cathedral for years] [some worship violence] [some worship the victor]